partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear


thesubbburbs:

Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate about something and they say “relax dude wow” and then give a look… Like fuck off stop trying to act so cool and collected. You don’t seem more mature you just seem fucking boring and monotonously placid.


“You have no idea what this war has put me through! Me Personally! The fire nation took my mother away from me.”
“I’m sorry… That’s something we have in common


Life ain't nothing
But a dream
Realistic
As it seems
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tennants-hair:

*stays home* i should’ve gone out

*goes out* i should’ve stayed home


mcriartsy:

savepunknroll:

-americanhorrorstory:

onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

shots fired

but not by the pizza guy

OH


englishsnow:

 joseph a


samjoonyuh:

Some days I feel like Beyonce and some days I feel like Rihanna…


wheelbreaks-thebutterfly:

otp: *stands next to each other*

me: holy shit


chelseajadexo:

have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me


actionables:

IT’S BEEN A YEAR


inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

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emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,


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